What's it like to have sex in a car?

車震是什么體驗(yàn)？

Alice Tsymbarevich, I know the ABC of kink
First thing - don't forget the parking brake!

首先-別忘了拉手剎！

Weirdly enough, it's awesome, but you just need the right car. I have had sex in four different cars and I haven't figured out what made one car better than another; yet, there was a clear leader (or perhaps it was a combination of the car + the man who knew how to navigate his movements around the cramped space).

非常奇怪，那是非常爽的，但是你需要合適的車。我曾在四種不同的車?yán)镌囘^，但還沒發(fā)現(xiàn)是什么讓一種車比另一種要好。但有一條原則是明顯的（這或許需要人車合一，這個(gè)人得知道如何在狹窄的空間內(nèi)控制他的運(yùn)動(dòng)）
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It's absolutely great if you find the right way to position yourselves, the right places for leverage, the right handles and the right footholds. After that you just brace yourself and go to town! If the car is parked in a good spot that is unlikely to be disturbed or discovered, you can relax and let yourself go. If not, perhaps you may be thrilled by the possibility of someone walking by. (In all cases but two, there always was someone walking by. Those people walking their dogs will find any desolate path somehow!)

如果你能找到正確的位置來，手腳不會(huì)感到不適，也適合做功，那么將是非常棒的體驗(yàn)。在這之后，你就支撐好自己開始吧。如果車停在一個(gè)不容易被打擾和發(fā)現(xiàn)的地方，你就可以放松然后自由發(fā)揮了。如果不是，你將處于可能被路過的人發(fā)現(xiàn)的興奮之中。（有兩種情況例外1.總會(huì)有人經(jīng)過2.那些遛狗人不知怎么地總能發(fā)現(xiàn)任何的荒涼小路。）

Otherwise, a car is a wonderfully versatile location. You can lie back with your legs on the dashboard. You can stick your legs or one of them out of the window. You can straddle your partner this or that way or lean over from the other seat. You can step outside and lean against the car, having sex standing up (but be careful, leaning hard can bend the exterior paneling!). You can shift seats this and that way, get comfortable around the back seat... if you have a van or a pickup truck, you're even luckier.

另外，一輛通用定位的車將是非常棒的。你可以躺下來，把腳放到儀表盤上。你可以把腳伸出窗子。你可以讓你的同伴這樣那樣地跨坐上來，也可以讓他/她趴在另一個(gè)座位上。你也可以站在車外，靠在車上，站著做*（但是小心點(diǎn)，靠太狠了會(huì)把車皮弄彎的）。你可以調(diào)一調(diào)座椅，使后座舒服一些…如果你有一輛箱式貨車或者帶蓬小卡車，你就走運(yùn)了。

(Some also get kinky by putting a condom over the gear stick, if you get what I mean... I haven't tried that but it's tempting.)

（有些古怪的人也會(huì)在檔位桿上放一個(gè)避孕套，如果你懂我意思的話…我還沒試過但那確實(shí)誘人）

Then you get the chore of wiping all the windows clean of fog, so keep your car stocked on wiping tissues or paper towels :) And make sure you don't litter with your condoms around the car! There are trash cans for that, you know.

然后就是打掃現(xiàn)場的零星工作，擦掉玻璃上的霧，記得車上帶著紙巾。避孕套別亂扔，扔在垃圾桶里。