周星馳《少林足球》電影影評

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但是在結(jié)尾的時候，他們卻是靠新上場的守門員贏得了比賽。

Messi cried after watching this video !!!!!

梅西看完這個視頻后都哭了!!

So basically the guy kicking the ball at the wall has tank cannons for legs......

所以說，那個往墻上踢球的人的腿，簡直就是用坦克的炮管做的……

Can we get this coach at Manchester United. You know, to bring teamwork and victory

曼聯(lián)，你能不能找一位電影中這樣能讓球員們團結(jié)一致并最終取得勝利的教練啊?

I miss those Old days

我懷念那些過去的日子。

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我作為一個汽車維修員，帶個扳手在身邊，很合理也很合乎邏輯吧~
一團亂戰(zhàn)。
星從球場穿越到戰(zhàn)場，呼叫支援！
教練說：踢球就是打仗！

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Saving Private Chow.

《拯救大兵周星馳》

FIFA: Modern Warfare

《國際足聯(lián):現(xiàn)代戰(zhàn)爭》

lol...typical stephen chow movies..random jokes everywhere...but that what makes it funny

哈哈，典型的周星馳風格電影…搞笑元素無處不在……但就是他的電影有趣的地方。

This is basically how I experienced my first football match

我第一次參加足球比賽的時候也是這個樣子。

Actually, this is what playing football looked like in Italy back in the 80''s

在80年代的時候，意大利人就是這么踢足球的。

I don’t see anything wrong, I just played a game of soccer with some friends and it went exactly like this.

我覺得好像沒什么不對，我當初和幾個朋友踢了一場足球，結(jié)果也是這么亂七八糟的。

Sneak Peak Trailer of call of duty

這簡直是《使命召喚》的預(yù)告片。

Man such a rare combination of sports, comedy and action that you can watch and not get tired of

這部電影將體育、喜劇、動作這些很少同時出現(xiàn)的元素完美的結(jié)合在了一起，讓你百看不厭。

That goalkeeper looks like Bruce Lee

那個守門員長得像李小龍。

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少林師兄弟覺醒！
將各種武功運用于踢球。
歡迎各位師兄弟歸位！

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I wonder why Barcelona or Real Madrid hasn''t signed them yet...

我想知道為什么巴塞羅那和皇馬還沒有簽下他們…

this movie is as far as imagination will ever go

這部電影是人類想象力的極限了。
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This and Kung fu hustle are two of my all time favorites.

這部電影和《功夫》是我最喜歡的兩部電影。

The most epic movie sports scene in history

這是史上最壯觀的體育場面。

Messi and Ronaldo are the greatest footballer''s ever existed
These guys : hold my beer

有人說梅西和羅納爾多是有史以來最偉大的足球運動員。
電影里的主角團隊聽說之后:退后，我要開始裝逼了。

China national team need uncle tat to make them champion

中國國家隊需要這個教練大叔的幫助才能獲得冠軍。

When the whole team finally awaken ULTRA INSTINCT

他們的團結(jié)終于讓他們的超能力復(fù)蘇了。

This is live action anime!

這是真人版的動畫!

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開始參加職業(yè)比賽
戲弄普通球隊
面對會飛的“女”隊
守門員一人擋住

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that''s why china didnt qualify to world cup

這就是不讓中國隊參加世界杯的原因。

that must be what Brazil felt like when Germany beat them 7 to 1.

那一定是德國隊7比1擊敗巴西隊時的感覺。
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The goal keeper (Kwok-Kwan Chan) looks a lot like Bruce Lee! No wonder he was in the 2009 movie "the legend of Bruce Lee"

守門員(陳國坤)長得跟李小龍好像啊!難怪他會出演2009年的電視劇《李小龍傳奇》。

Wait, how did they score the goal? The goalie literally threw it

等等，他們是怎么進球的?守門員把球直接扔進了對面的球門？

That is literally the best defence I have ever seen......

這是我見過的最強的守門了。

This movie is absolutely bonkers and I love it

這部電影的情節(jié)太瘋狂了，我很喜歡它。

Seriously who needs Buffon, De Gea, Neuer when you have this...

說真的，有了這個守門員，誰還需要布馮、德赫亞、諾伊爾……

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面對boss隊
對手守門員輕松接下
球證、旁證，加上主辦，協(xié)班，所有的單位，全是我的人，你怎么和我斗？??！
我方守門員被擊敗
三師兄頂上
打電話給阿珍
頂住，一絲機會，失敗

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That''s Gigi Buffon in his prime.

他簡直就是全盛時期的布馮。

That soccer ball must be made of friggin metal or some shit. All those massive kicks and no damage to the ball

那個足球一定是用金屬或其他什么非常堅硬的東西做的。這些人不管怎么踢那個足球，它都完好無損。

Best soccer movie ever made. None beat it.

《少林足球》是史上最好的足球電影。沒有哪部電影能超越它。

you will laughing every time you see the movie. this movie can be seeing by everyone. regarding what language n cultures you come from. this movie is that damn good..
Kung Fu Hustle n Shaolin Soccer has to be the best comedy action movie of all time

不論你成長在哪種語言和文化環(huán)境之中，都不妨礙你觀賞這部電影。每次觀看，都會讓你捧腹大笑，這部電影真的太棒了。
《功夫》和《少林足球》是有史以來最好的兩部喜劇動作片。
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Goalie: Come at me
The guy: looks at opponent next to him
The opponent: yea go ahead

對方守門員挑釁主角，讓他射門。
主角看了看周圍的對手。
周圍的對手完全沒有阻攔他的意思。

Damn, this audience got their money''s worth.

這些觀眾的錢花得真值。

LOL, They didn''t even tried to win the game, they just went straight for murder

哈哈，他們的目的根本就不是贏得比賽，而是殺掉主角團隊的這些人。

0:04 whenever i see US athletic team winning in Olympics

0:04（反派球隊注射來自美國的高科技藥物的畫面）美國運動隊在奧運會上獲勝的原因。
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United States = the mother of drugs

美國是興奮劑的源頭。

Team Evil was like South Korea at the 2002 World Cup

反派球隊就像2002年世界杯上的韓國隊一樣。

if soccer was like this in real life, I would watch every minute of it

如果足球比賽在現(xiàn)實生活中是這樣的，我每一分鐘都不愿意錯過。

These soccer games are more like penalty shootouts lol

這場足球比賽更像是點球大戰(zhàn)，哈哈。

In China there''s a special rule in football, you have to kill the goalkeeper with the ball before to score.

在中國，足球有一個特殊的規(guī)則，你必須用球殺了守門員才能得分。

I''m from year 3589, and this movie is still cool.

我來自3589年，這部電影在這個年代仍然很棒。

"just telly your wife I love her"

"告訴你妻子我愛她。"

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阿梅上場搞笑
逆轉(zhuǎn)擊敗對手

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He said, "Go back to Mars quickly, earth is very very dangerous."

地球真是太危險了，我想回火星了。

From knocking her head into the goalpost, to standing next to the enemy goalkeeper, and then running back with her arms glued to her side... This is really slapstick comedy at its finest

從一開始上場的時候頭撞到了門柱，到站在敵方守門員旁邊，然后雙手緊貼身體跑回來……這場鬧劇真是精彩。

rumor has it this ball went on to spin like this around the earth and is called moon today

有傳言說，這個足球后來一直沿著這個軌道圍繞地球旋轉(zhuǎn)，在今天它被稱為月球。

If the world cup was like this, I’d watch!

如果世界杯有這么精彩，我一定會去看的!
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I really love this movie. I have a schedule of rewatching it yearly. But there''s one thing that''s bothering me. How the hell did the drugs made those enemy team became kung fu masters too?

我真的很喜歡這部電影。我打算每年重新看一遍。但是有一件事我不太明白。這些興奮劑是怎么讓那些反派也變成功夫大師的?

So did this part of the movie also acknoweldge her, Mui, as the true kung fu master? Because only her skills could overcome the Evil Team''s steroid-boosted power?

那么，這部電影的這個部分是不是承認了阿梅才是一個真正的功夫大師?因為主角隊伍是依靠她才擊敗了反派團隊的。

The ball had the initial steroid power from the black striker and the bald goal-keeper kept that power and amplified it further by spinning it, adding her own taichi power to it and then subsequently gave it to the yellow striker to deliver his own shaolin kicking power. The long-haired goal-keeper never stood a chance against that ball. He could only stare at his imminent demise...

在那顆足球上，最初有來自敵方球員的射門的力量，梅保留了這種力量，并通過讓足球旋轉(zhuǎn)來進一步將力量放大，并在足球上加入她自己的太極力量，然后把球交給主角，主角再用大力金剛腿的力量射門。敵方的守門員根本不可能攔得下那顆足球，他只能眼睜睜地看著自己球隊的失敗。

they just destroyed the entire goal post, is that still counted as a goal? lol

他們把整個球門毀掉了，那還能算進球嗎?哈哈

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結(jié)局，中國人將武功應(yīng)用到生活實際的各個方面。
舞劍剪樹葉，輕功搶座位等等。
以及電影總體性評價。

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I visited China and I can confirm that they play just like this.

我去過中國，我可以肯定地告訴你們，他們平時就是這么玩的。

World cup: im just gonna pretend these people dont exist

世界杯:我要假裝這些人不存在。
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i love how real this movie is

我真是太喜歡這部電影了。

Fifa has left the chat.

國際足聯(lián)退出了視頻直播間。

So the director of this movie is Stephen Chow, apparently he is responsible for all the awesome kung-fu themed classics like this and Kung-Fu hustle. The man is a legend and should be talked as much as Jackie Chan imo

這就是這部電影的導(dǎo)演——周星馳，他是一位功夫題材電影的知名導(dǎo)演，比如《少林足球》和《功夫》。在我看來，這個男人是一個傳奇人物，絲毫不遜色于成龍。
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When my friend said Asians were good at soccer. He was right.

我的朋友跟我說，亞洲人擅長踢足球。看完這部電影之后，我覺得他是對的。

This movie is perfect!
Better than 95% of huge budget Hollywood movies out there
This movie has good moral lessons
One of my top 10 movies of all time

這部電影太棒了!
比95%的好萊塢大片都要好。
這部電影有很強的道德教育意義。
這是我最喜歡的10部電影之一。

Didnt notice how cute she was! its a shame she shaved her head in the end..

我之前都沒注意到她有多可愛!可惜她最后還是剃了光頭。

if netflix decide to cast young stephen chou as luffy, I''m not gonna mad

如果網(wǎng)飛公司決定讓周星馳飾演路飛，我會很支持的。