當(dāng)你不想一個(gè)人開(kāi)車(chē)，但只能和特朗普娃娃一起兜風(fēng)……
If you don''t wanna drive alone but can''t choose ''(w)'' in your sex doll model order from China
譯文簡(jiǎn)介
仰慕特朗普，買(mǎi)了一個(gè)特朗普娃娃，請(qǐng)問(wèn)有什么問(wèn)題嗎？
（本帖少兒不宜……）
正文翻譯
If you don't wanna drive alone but can't choose '(w)' in your sex doll model order from China
假如你不想一個(gè)人開(kāi)車(chē)，但從中國(guó)買(mǎi)的性愛(ài)娃娃沒(méi)法選擇模型……
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How’s this guy in a Bentley?
這種家伙是怎么開(kāi)上賓利的？
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收藏
I did some digging. He is a rapper who goes by the name Forgiato Blow, but thats not where he got his money… his grandfather started MotorTrend magazine
我挖掘了一下。他是一名說(shuō)唱歌手，藝名是Forgiato Blow（意思大概是“鍛造吹奏”，大概是想表示音樂(lè)像鍛鐵那樣有節(jié)奏感吧）
不過(guò)這不是他的財(cái)富來(lái)源——他爺爺創(chuàng)辦了《MotorTrend》（機(jī)車(chē)潮流）雜志。
notreadyforthat
Lol, no kidding, another "self made" trust fund baby/ rapper.
哈哈，不開(kāi)玩笑，又一個(gè)“自力更生”的口含金匙的嬰兒/說(shuō)唱歌手。
Buce123
I bet he describes himself as “self-made” in his music. Probably talks about how he had to sell drugs to get by lol
我打賭他肯定在自己作品里吹噓“白手起家”。可能給別人講自己是怎么靠賣(mài)毒品度日的，哈哈。
designdesigndesign11
Oh dear. I love Motor Trend. I can’t believe this is what I’m supporting.
哦，我的天哪。我愛(ài)《機(jī)車(chē)潮流》。真不敢相信這就是我花錢(qián)支持的。
Lady_von_Stinkbeaver
Auto Trader is what I read.
我看《汽車(chē)貿(mào)易》。
bmxracers
So he’s in grand dads Bentley. What. A. D. Bag.
Will resist typing how much I loathe folk like this. Left/right whatever. It’s just enraging.
所以他開(kāi)著爺爺?shù)馁e利，真是個(gè)蠢貨。
我都懶得說(shuō)我厭惡這種貨色。不管他們是左翼右翼，就是讓人生氣。
climbgradient
And his music is just as bad as you’d imagine ..
他的音樂(lè)和你想象中的一樣爛。
Max_1995
20 years of monthly payments on a last hand one with questionable history
可能是用20年月供買(mǎi)的不知道多少手的黑車(chē)。
SUKnives
this is a 2017 at the very oldest, unfortunately sometimes shitty people have lots of money
圖里這款車(chē)最老不會(huì)超過(guò)2017年。不幸的是，有時(shí)候混蛋很有錢(qián)。
Max_1995
I didn't say it was 20 years old, I said he's probably paying for it for 20 years to come (people in the us seem to always finance cars)
我不是說(shuō)車(chē)齡20年了，我是說(shuō)他可能未來(lái)20年要支付車(chē)款(美國(guó)人似乎總喜歡搞汽車(chē)金融)。
Korchagin
He's not in the owner's seat.
他沒(méi)有坐在車(chē)主的位置上（一般是右后座）。
Online_4_Fun
He unfortunately makes a lot of money, I just saw a Vice doc on his “party house” in Florida. (Go figure)
不幸的是，他賺了挺多錢(qián)的，我剛看到一個(gè)大佬現(xiàn)身在他佛州的派對(duì)上。
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fellowsquare
That's Forgiato Blow. Semi-popular rapper from Florida, huge trump supporter.
他是來(lái)自佛羅里達(dá)的半獨(dú)立流行說(shuō)唱歌手，特朗普的鐵桿支持者。
Jalopnicycle
Well his name is accurate, Forgiato wheels do infact blow.
好吧，名字挺準(zhǔn)確的，偽造的車(chē)輪確實(shí)會(huì)爆炸。
（Forgiato有點(diǎn)類(lèi)似forged，偽造的，blow也有爆炸的意思）
NfinitNfinity
Name's appropriate: he looks like 50 gallons of cottage cheese stuffed into a 30 gallon bag
名字很適合他：他的模樣看起來(lái)就像把50加侖的白軟干酪塞進(jìn)一個(gè)30加侖的袋子里。
Majdrys
He is single, he is buying dolls from china
他單身，他從中國(guó)買(mǎi)娃娃。
kaffeian
Used bentleys are pretty cheap actually. Even newer ones.
二手賓利其實(shí)很便宜。甚至成色新的也不貴。
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dadzcad
You can get a used Continental GT for less than a new Camry. I’ve seen Azures selling for $25K.
你可以花比全新凱美瑞更少的錢(qián)買(mǎi)到一輛二手的賓利大陸GT。我見(jiàn)過(guò)賣(mài)2萬(wàn)5大洋的賓利蔚藍(lán)。
Alternative_Composer
I’d rather have a Camry any day of the week! Lol
我寧愿要一輛凱美瑞，哈哈
dadzcad
LOL! Same here. At least you know it will start when you turn the key.
哈哈！我也一樣。至少你知道當(dāng)你轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)鑰匙的時(shí)候它會(huì)發(fā)動(dòng)。
PoopiePancakes
Routine maintenance on luxury cars like that are $$$$
像這樣的豪車(chē)日常保養(yǎng)要花成堆的大洋。
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tallbutshy
Rentals exist
不知道可以租車(chē)嗎？
Bwatso2112
Because he’s a suburban legend
因?yàn)樗恰敖紖^(qū)傳奇”
tthrivi
He must have been the contractor Trump got to build the beautiful wall that has been destroyed because of the flooding in Arizona.
他一定是特朗普的承包商，承建了亞利桑那州那堵剛剛被洪水沖壞的漂亮墻
（川普的邊境墻前幾天被洪水沖壞了）
amx05462
obviously a posed picture
明顯是擺拍的照片。
woodiegutheryghost
He’s got that captain pay.
他拿到了川普發(fā)的薪水。
noah-keaglet
it's probably Donald's
車(chē)可能是老川的。
turtle_eating
More like Suburban Tragedy.
郊區(qū)傳奇？更像是郊區(qū)悲劇吧？
probe101
I think they were aiming for "Suburban BellEnd"
我想他們的目標(biāo)是“郊區(qū)名器”。
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ThisIsReDickUseless
Misspelled subhuman
拼接錯(cuò)誤的類(lèi)人類(lèi)
alpacasaurusrex42
Suburban Leaking Fistula
郊區(qū)菊花泄露。
amx05462
suburban idjit
郊區(qū)蠢蛋。
btross
Wholesome
Hugz
Abe Lincoln is rolling in his grave to know that his beard is riding around with these two dildos....
如果看到自己的胡子在這張假陽(yáng)具臉上，亞伯·林肯會(huì)氣得掀起棺材板的。
（他留的胡子是林肯風(fēng)格的）
JuStInSaN1tY
Whenever someone says ‘I want to get a face tat,’ I now have a d picture as photo proof why this is an extremely bad idea in more ways than one.
這張照片我保存了，
如果還有人說(shuō)：“我想要在臉上紋個(gè)紋身”。
我就那這張圖證明他們腦子有多瓦特。
SpaGrapefruit
He has no ragrets though
但他沒(méi)有后悔。
bwherman
100% positive he fucked it.
我百分百肯定他法克這個(gè)娃娃了。
FarfarsFav
He has a book deal titled, “My trump doll gave me the clap.”
他有一本書(shū)名叫《我的特朗普娃娃讓我得了淋病》。
CharyBrown
OP
100% it did to him.
絕對(duì)的。
firewarrior256
How does Dumb and Dumber manage to get into a Bently ?
蠢貨和蠢王是怎么搞到一輛賓利的？
ThemShenanigans
Took a look around the interwebs, and it seems he's a rapper that goes by the name of "Forgiato Blow". Looks like he's used a few dolls in his music videos as well.
我在網(wǎng)上查了一下，他貌似是個(gè)說(shuō)唱歌手，名字叫"鍛造吹奏"，貌似他錄制的音樂(lè)視頻里也用了幾只這種娃娃。
SlaterVJ
Forgiato blow? I don't know if that's Italian, or one of those weird ass redneck slang terms.
鍛造吹奏？我不知道這是意大利語(yǔ)，還是那種奇怪的紅脖子俚語(yǔ)？
BruhUrName
Redneck here. What in the ever living fuck is a "Forgiato"?
紅脖子在此，所以“Forgiato”到底是什么鬼意思？
afkafterlockingin
It’s a brand of wheels, mostly popularized by Gucci mane and other high profile rap artists for their exorbitant cost and off the wall looks.
這是一個(gè)輪胎品牌，主要是由Gucci mane和其他高調(diào)的說(shuō)唱歌手代言的，價(jià)格昂貴、外觀酷炫。
joatmono
It's Italian for "forged", as in "forged in fire", or "minted". It's the past participle of "forgiare" (to forge)... I know "forged" also has the negative connotation of "false" or "counterfeit" in English, but that's not the case in Italian... Although the high IQ individual in the OP picture may not know any this.
在意大利語(yǔ)中是"被鍛造"的意思，它是forgiare (鍛造)的過(guò)去分詞。
我知道“forged”在英語(yǔ)中也有“假的”或“偽造的”的負(fù)面含義，但在意大利語(yǔ)中不是這樣的……盡管圖中那位高智商的人可能不知道這些。
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WellJustJonny
Name sounds like a sex act.
名字聽(tīng)起來(lái)像是一種性姿勢(shì)。
ReflectedCheese
2nd hand Continental's go around €30.000. At least in Europe.
二手賓利大陸大約3萬(wàn)歐元。至少在歐洲是這個(gè)價(jià)位。
MyMudEye
Which one is the dummy?
It's a trick question they both are.
哪個(gè)才是假人？左邊還是右邊的？
還是說(shuō)都是假人？這是個(gè)燒腦的問(wèn)題。
steve_tom
they got the short one cheap, someone screwed up the paint job
估計(jì)娃娃是清倉(cāng)處理貨吧，看來(lái)是上漆的工人失誤了。
philosoaper
I can't really get past that dumb "subaru legacy" tattoo on his face
他臉上那愚蠢的"腳氣傳奇"紋身令我無(wú)法釋?xiě)选?/b>
Max_1995
I feel like he's trying to look like a Latino gang member, a truck driver from northern Canada and an "if Abraham Lincoln was Muslim"-theory all at once
我覺(jué)得他正試圖讓自己看起來(lái)像是拉丁裔黑幫成員、來(lái)自加拿大北部的卡車(chē)司機(jī)，以及一個(gè)“如果亞伯拉罕·林肯是穆斯林”理論派的混合物。
bmagsjet
On the plus side, if this buffoon only has a Donald trump sex doll, we can be reasonably sure he won’t procreate.
從樂(lè)觀的角度來(lái)看，如果這個(gè)小丑只有一個(gè)特朗普的性愛(ài)娃娃，我們可以合理地推定他不會(huì)生育。
Buhlasted
I hate these “Find the fascist evangelical hypocrite, with an IQ lower than the room temperature in a ice house” type visual tests. Which one? Both?
我討厭這種“在圖中找出智商比冰庫(kù)溫度還低的福音派法西斯偽君子”的視覺(jué)測(cè)試，太折磨人了。
請(qǐng)問(wèn)哪個(gè)才是答案？?jī)蓚€(gè)都是嗎?
bmagsjet
Oh my god what a LOSER
老天爺，真是個(gè)盧瑟。
LordBoriasWownomore
wiseguy extraordinaire
Anyone with a chin tattoo (or facial, for that matter) is trash, IMO. “Suburban Legend” he probably hyjacks all the Biden flags in the neighborhood and replaces them with Trumptard ones. Ugh
在我看來(lái)，任何有下巴紋身(或者臉上紋身)的人都是垃圾。
這個(gè)"郊區(qū)傳奇"可能會(huì)把附近所有的拜登旗幟偷換成特朗普的旗幟。嘔。
Quentin_Brain
This is one for r/holup as wel lol, we all know what that doll has to endure after a six pack of pabbst blues
哈哈，我們都知道在那個(gè)家伙喝了六瓶夢(mèng)之藍(lán)（誤）之后，娃娃要忍受什么蹂躪。
CaptainBlandname
Ooooh, I didn’t know they invented smellable jpegs!
哦，我不知道科學(xué)家已經(jīng)發(fā)明了能聞到臭味的圖片格式？
w0lfLars0n
Is this kid 8 or 37?
這孩子8歲還是37歲了？
imjustlurkinghere244
Trump. Trash. Ahahahahahaha
特朗普。垃圾。阿巴阿巴阿巴……
d3ton4tor72
Red hat and redneck
紅帽子和紅脖子。
RhythmicStrategy
WTF
臥了個(gè)大槽。
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aFiachra
Does that poor idiot have "Suburban Legend" tattooed on his chin? Christ, people are idiots.
那個(gè)可憐的白癡下巴上是不是紋了個(gè)"郊區(qū)傳奇"。天啊，人們可以多白癡？
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TheRiverInEgypt
He ordered a “dumb blonde” from Wish
他從Wish訂購(gòu)了一個(gè)"不說(shuō)話(huà)的金發(fā)（川普）”。
createdamadman
Remember, these are the people who don't want to look stupid wearing a mask.
記住，就是這些人，覺(jué)得戴口罩看起來(lái)很蠢，而不愿意戴口罩。
ardent_wolf
This guy looks like Melissa McCarthy
這家伙看起來(lái)像梅麗莎·麥卡錫
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SplendidPunkinButter
This is no joke the saddest picture I’ve ever seen
我不開(kāi)玩笑的說(shuō)，這是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最悲哀的照片。
jbertrand_sr
And who doesn't believe this dipshit dry humps his Trump sex doll...fucking hell...
任誰(shuí)都會(huì)覺(jué)得這個(gè)糞腦袋上了他的特朗普娃娃……八嘎。
GarbageWater12
How much you wanna bet he's put his penis in that doll, more than once.
你們想賭多少，他把丁丁放進(jìn)過(guò)那個(gè)娃娃？而且不止一次？
Ahoppy8
They both look so fucking stupid! Lol
他們兩個(gè)看起來(lái)真特么蠢，笑尿。
WendigoDragon2012
Is that how far this cult has gone?
這個(gè)邪教已經(jīng)發(fā)展到這種程度了嗎？
Kazundo_Goda
I trully want to enter their minds and see what type of circus runs there.
我真的很想進(jìn)入他們的思想，看看是哪個(gè)馬戲團(tuán)在那兒運(yùn)作。
shitter_delondo
The fuck does suburban legend even mean
郊區(qū)傳奇到底他媽的什么意思？
MrMarez
100% chance he kisses that thing right on the lips.
百分之百可能，他會(huì)吻那玩意兒的嘴唇。
fingerbangintwinkies
Proud boy moron
驕傲的白癡男孩。
Electrical-Thanks877
Guarantee he cries into a Trump shaped pillow every night
我保證他每晚都抱著特朗普等身抱枕哭泣。
amx05462
hes gonna feel very foolish when he gets old and looks in the mirror
等他老了的時(shí)候照鏡子，他會(huì)覺(jué)得自己很傻B。
DaChristopher-REEVES
When you gotta sell underage kids vape juice at 8 but gotta bang your blowup doll at 9
想象一下，你八歲就賣(mài)電子煙給未成年人，九歲就跟你的充氣娃娃上床。
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-Marrick-
A beard without a mustache should be illegal.
應(yīng)該規(guī)定，留絡(luò)腮胡而不留唇上胡是違法的。
Key_Push_2487
Nothing says, "GANGSTA!" like a 1776 tattoo on your forehead.
沒(méi)什么比你額頭上的1776年紋身更能說(shuō)明你是黑幫了。
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YuukiSakaii5613
This guy looks like he sits out on his porch with a shot gun and a wife beater smoking a cigarette and playin fortunate sun on the radio.
這個(gè)人看起來(lái)就像，坐在門(mén)廊上，手里拿著獵槍?zhuān)拮釉谝慌猿橹鵁煟找魴C(jī)里播放著幸運(yùn)的陽(yáng)光。
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perspective2020
He blew trump ?
他給特朗普吹了？
Dan_Glebitz
He knew full well what sex doll he was ordering :-)
他非常清楚自己訂的是什么娃娃。
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wcw59
Gotta say the doll looks more alive than Trump these days.
不得不說(shuō)，這娃娃看著都比川普有活人氣息。
umbravivum
That feel when a sex doll of Trump looks more human than the actual person.
當(dāng)特朗普的充氣娃娃比真人看起來(lái)更有人情味的時(shí)候。
SitBulling
I ran out of spaces on my WTF checklist.
我的“什么鬼”清單已經(jīng)沒(méi)地方寫(xiě)了。
BTexx
That doll is still smarter than Drump :D
那個(gè)娃娃也比蠢普聰明。
SirPaniniee
I’d buy that doll
我要買(mǎi)那個(gè)娃娃。
Space-Booties
I think at least 20% of Americans are mentally ill. I can’t explain how moronic and obsessive this behavior is.
我認(rèn)為至少20%的美國(guó)人患有精神疾病。我無(wú)法解釋這種行為有多愚蠢、偏執(zhí)。
TFSU-Shazam
I’m a bit surprised someone like that would have such nice teeth.
我有點(diǎn)驚訝像他那樣的人，牙齒還挺漂亮。
Efronczak
Sad just sad.
純粹的悲哀。
IgneousAssBarf
There's no way this chode still has his voting rights lol
絕不能允許這個(gè)會(huì)陰有投票權(quán)。
（chode，位于卵卵和菊花之間的會(huì)陰部位、形容周長(zhǎng)比長(zhǎng)度長(zhǎng)的丁丁，不得不佩服英語(yǔ)的博大精深……）
sunilbedre
Which one's the sex doll?
請(qǐng)問(wèn)哪一個(gè)才是性愛(ài)娃娃?
static1053
How do you look at yourself in the mirror and go "yeah this is a great look, people will love this. I'm so smart". Can we sterilize these people?
你是怎么做到，看著鏡子里的自己，然后說(shuō)：“耶，真帥，人們會(huì)愛(ài)上我的，我個(gè)大聰明?！蔽覀兡芙o這些人絕育嗎？
Darkenshrine
This guy looks like he got his ged from the clearance aisle at walmart.
看起來(lái)，這家伙像是從沃爾瑪?shù)那鍌}(cāng)區(qū)拿到的娃娃。
steve_tom
he's a captain in what, the clown army?
他是什么部隊(duì)的隊(duì)長(zhǎng)，小丑軍團(tuán)嗎？
Zuke_6
Suburban yes, Legend never
郊區(qū)？確實(shí)，傳奇？可拉倒吧。
Astralfridgemagnet
I didnt know if this was a redneck man or woman... then I noticed the beard... still not sure though
我不知道這家伙是紅脖男還是紅脖女……然后我注意到了胡子……不過(guò)還是確定不了。
TehJohnny
Is this also a stolen valor post?
這也是偷來(lái)的榮譽(yù)嗎。
（美國(guó)2013年通過(guò)了一項(xiàng)制裁“竊取榮譽(yù)”的法規(guī)，針對(duì)的是假裝自己是退役軍人等，偽造榮譽(yù)詐騙的人）
Swagyodel77531
I’m trying to guess which one’s the sex doll…
我在努力猜哪個(gè)是性愛(ài)娃娃……
Lord-Zaltus
Is no one going to talk about how he looks like a woman with a beard?
難道沒(méi)人說(shuō)他長(zhǎng)得像個(gè)留胡子的女人嗎？
MovingMadness58
At least he has good oral hygiene.
至少他有良好的口腔衛(wèi)生。
schrodngrspenis
He inherited 5 million from his parents and spent it all to be this shitty rapper. His real name is Kurtz Jantz
他從父母那里繼承了五百萬(wàn)，然后花光了所有積蓄當(dāng)上了一個(gè)爛說(shuō)唱歌手。他的真名是庫(kù)爾茨·詹茨
Ambitious_Door_4911
Suburban Legend. Makes me wonder, what legendary thing did he do?
郊區(qū)傳奇。讓我好奇，他有什么傳奇事跡？
Rusty_Crank
Why is he driving with Boris Johnson?
為什么他要和鮑里斯·約翰遜一起開(kāi)車(chē)？
Matt_321
So the heir to Motor Trend is an unsuccessful rapper that is into trump sex dolls? Weirdo.
所以《機(jī)車(chē)潮流》的繼承人是個(gè)不成功的說(shuō)唱歌手，還喜歡特朗普性玩偶？奇怪。
CharyBrown
OP
He likes male sex dolls what did you expect?
他就是喜歡男性玩偶，你有什么問(wèn)題嗎？
unlikelyintrovert
Just a wild guess that he was never actually an officer in the United States military. Does this count as stolen valor
我猜他根本沒(méi)在部隊(duì)當(dāng)過(guò)軍官，估計(jì)是偷來(lái)的榮譽(yù)。
Kqtawes
I want to kick this guy in the gunt.
哦上帝啊，我真想狠狠地踢他的屁股。