在殯儀館工作或跟死人打交道的人們，你見過的最瘆人的事情是什么？

Years later I still can't carve pumpkins and kids have no idea why.

這么多年過去了，我還是沒辦法陪孩子們挖南瓜，孩子們根本不知道為什么。

FBIaltacct
I have a similar story only the guy survived and it was his leg not head. I should also preface this by saying i used to love ribs, easily my favorite food by far.

我也有類似的故事，只不過后來那兄弟活了下來，而且傷的是腿而不是頭。我還應(yīng)該提前說一句，我以前其實(shí)特別喜歡吃肋骨，曾經(jīng)是我最喜歡吃的東西。
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So i was a road capitain for my motorcycle club and we were having a local sportbike coalition ride. 300 bikes easily. So we were taking turns doing road guard to get everyone safley onto the highway. Well usually the guys who go first will start and then as clubs progress they will run up and catch thier club. One guy decided to race way ahead and sit just over the crown of the hill we were going over where no one could see him. Long story short guy trying to catch up broad sided him and his leg was split open from ankle to mid femur, bone exposed the whole way up.

我是我們摩托俱樂部的隊(duì)長(zhǎng)，我們當(dāng)時(shí)舉辦了一場(chǎng)本地摩托車聯(lián)合騎行。起碼三百輛車參加了。所以我們輪流護(hù)衛(wèi)，保證每個(gè)人都能安全地上高速。通常來說，第一個(gè)出發(fā)的兄弟先護(hù)送，等整個(gè)車隊(duì)開始往前走了，他再從后面追上來找到自己的俱樂部。有個(gè)兄弟決定全速前進(jìn)先跑到終點(diǎn)，也就是一座山丘的山頂后面，沒人看得見他。長(zhǎng)話短說，后面打算追上的一個(gè)哥們從側(cè)面把他給撞了，他的腿從腳踝撕裂到了大腿中間，全都能看見骨頭。

Almost everyone in my club was military, with everyone being a medic or at the very least a combat live saver trained in stabilizing people to wait for the medics. So we immediately get triage done and have him in a tourniquet and stabilized trying to keep him out of shock. Guy gets loaded into the ambulance and we find out pretty quick that he is going to be ok despite how bad his leg was lacerated.

我們俱樂部差不多所有人都是退役的，要么當(dāng)過軍醫(yī)，要么至少接受過戰(zhàn)斗急救的訓(xùn)練，能夠讓傷者穩(wěn)定下來，等待醫(yī)生。所以我們馬上就驗(yàn)了傷，用止血帶把他包扎好，嘗試避免讓他休克。那哥們被裝進(jìn)急救車之后不久，我們就知道盡管他的腿被割得很厲害，但他一定沒什么事。

Unbeknownst to me, my loving wife has spent hours making a truly delicious extra saucy rack of ribs just because she loves me. I get home and despite my best efforts can only manage a few bites. Almost ten years later i can now eat ribs, but only if they have 0 sauce.

但我不知道的是，我可愛的妻子在家花了好幾個(gè)小時(shí)的時(shí)間，做了一份美味至極的，醬汁濃厚的烤肋排，只是因?yàn)樗龕畚?。我到家之后盡管盡了最大的努力，還是只能吃幾口。過了幾乎十年，我現(xiàn)在終于能吃肋排了，但只能吃沒有醬汁的。

Cake day
If someone’s been down for more than a day or two, they’ll start decomposing from the inside out. If the room is quiet enough, you can hear lots of gurgling and rumbling as the gases and fluids are moving around inside. And then you move them and they groan as the residual air in their lungs is forced out past their vocal cords.

如果有人死了超過一兩天，他們會(huì)開始從體內(nèi)分解。如果房間足夠安靜，那么你就能聽見流水聲和咕嚕聲，那是尸體體內(nèi)的氣體和液體在流動(dòng)。如果你搬動(dòng)他們，他們會(huì)發(fā)出呻吟，因?yàn)榉尾繗埩舻臍怏w被壓出來的時(shí)候會(huì)通過聲帶。

demoneyesturbo
I watched 2 young children's corpses fry with electricity. We responded to an electrocution. A fault caused electricity to be traveling down the stabilizing cables of the electrical pole. A little kid touched that cable and got shocked, causing his hand to grasp tighter. His little buddy must have seen it and grabbed him. By the time we got there they were both dead, but still electrified. We couldn't safely approach until the electricity department cut the power. So we sat there and watched these two little bodies twitch and spark. Was like a horror movie.

我看著兩個(gè)小孩子的尸體被電燒焦。我們接到報(bào)警說有人觸電。故障導(dǎo)致電流沿著電線桿的電線傳了下來。有個(gè)小孩子摸了那根電線，于是觸電了，觸電導(dǎo)致手握得更緊了。他的好朋友肯定是看見了，于是就抓住了他的手。等到我們到場(chǎng)的時(shí)候，兩個(gè)孩子都已經(jīng)死了，但仍然在被電。在電力部門切斷電源之前，我們都無法安全靠近。所以我們只能坐在那里，看那兩個(gè)小小的尸體一邊顫抖，一邊冒火花。就像恐怖電影一樣。
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c_girl_108
Three girls in my area hit a utility pole at a high speed. Iirc this is what happened: A retired fireman happened to see the accident. One of the girls was already dead, one was in bad shape, and the driver was in shock. He called for help and pulled over, seeing a downed wire he warned the girl not to get out. In a mix of panic and shock she didn’t head his warnings and got out of the car. She stepped on the live wire, electrocuted herself and set the entire car on fire. The guy couldn’t do anything to save the girl screaming in the car as it burned because he would have risked getting electrocuted as well. All 3 girls died. I feel the worst for the poor man that had to watch it happen.

我轄區(qū)內(nèi)的三個(gè)女孩高速撞上了一根電線桿。我記得沒錯(cuò)的話，事情是這樣的：一位退休的消防員碰巧看見了這場(chǎng)事故。其中一個(gè)姑娘已經(jīng)死了，還有一個(gè)狀態(tài)很糟，司機(jī)休克了。消防員先是打了電話，然后在看見一根被撞斷的電線之后，他警告活著的女孩不要走出來。但是在恐慌和休克的混合之下，她沒聽他的警告，還是下車了。結(jié)果她踩到了電線上，把自己電死了，并且把整輛車都點(diǎn)著了。消防員什么都做不了，不能去救那個(gè)還在車?yán)锛饨械呐?，因?yàn)椴蝗凰约阂矔?huì)被電死。三個(gè)女孩都死了。我為那個(gè)不得不見證這一切的可憐男人感到非常難過。

eatcupcakesforever
Did cpr on a patient while in school for surgical assisting during a clinical round in the ER. I didn’t know not to look. I stared the whole time - I suppose hoping I’d see his face suddenly come to like in the movies. He didn’t.

上學(xué)的時(shí)候給醫(yī)院當(dāng)外科助理，在急診室當(dāng)過一輪班，給一個(gè)患者做了CPR。我不知道不應(yīng)該看他的眼睛。我一直都在盯著他的眼睛——可能是希望看見他的神色能忽然回來，就像電影里那樣。但他沒有。

AnEnemyHasBeen
The creepiest thing is the fucking curtain of flies and maggots blanketing the floor of an apartment where a woman had been decomposing in the hot late August/early September sun for 3 weeks before she was discovered. I thought it was dark in that apartment, but there were simply that many flies caught in the glass covering the lightbulbs. On the ceiling. The floor lamp. The stovetop light. Every. Single. Light. Was covered in flies. The windows were dark with flies. Dead flies, and even more flies than that on the window panes. It was a horror movie.

最嚇人的就是發(fā)現(xiàn)了一具女尸，被發(fā)現(xiàn)的時(shí)候她已經(jīng)在8月末/9月初的驕陽之下腐敗了三個(gè)星期了，蒼蠅和蛆給公寓地板鋪上了一層地毯。我以為那間公寓里很黑，其實(shí)只是蒼蠅實(shí)在太多了，蓋住了玻璃也蓋住了燈泡。在天花板上。落地?zé)羯?。排氣罩燈上。每一個(gè)光源都被蒼蠅蓋滿了。窗戶也被蒼蠅擋住了。都是死蒼蠅，甚至窗玻璃上還有更多蒼蠅。簡(jiǎn)直是恐怖片。

She was melted into the couch. When we tried to pick her up, her spine just... Fell outside of the rest of her body and she ended up in pieces.

她已經(jīng)融化進(jìn)沙發(fā)里了。我們?cè)囍阉龘炱饋淼臅r(shí)候，她的脊椎就……直接從身體里掉出來了，她七零八落的。

I guess it's less creepy and more skin crawling... But I HATE flies and maggots. Freshly dead, I can deal with. Decomp in and of itself is fine. But the sight of those flies was just I'm pretty sure I threw out the clothes I wore that day. I just couldn't.

我覺得比起恐怖，更像是惡心吧……但我真的痛恨蒼蠅和蛆。剛死的，我可以接受。自己腐爛了，也沒問題。但是看見那些蒼蠅就讓我惡心。我記得很清楚我把那天穿的衣服給扔了。我做不到。

capta1n_sarcasm
Here is a funny story from my grandma. She used to work in an ER in Puerto Rico. Some guy had passed away and so the doctor came up to her and asked her to prepare the body to go to the morgue. So, she got some sheets, and started to wrap this guy up. As she crossed his legs, suddenly his penis became fully erect and was straight up. She wasn't sure what to make of it. But, it forced her to have to redo the sheets. So as she uncrossed his legs, the penis went down. So she was like, al right, lets get this over with. Then she crossed them again, and lo and behold, the penis went straight back up. Tried one more time and then she got freaked out and went back to the doctor. Obviously he found this hilarious as the guy apparently had a prosthetic in his penis.

有個(gè)我奶奶的故事挺好笑的。她曾經(jīng)在波多黎各的一家急診室工作。有個(gè)男的死了，大夫過來找她去把尸體處理一下，準(zhǔn)備送到太平間。于是她拿了幾張布單，準(zhǔn)備把這男的裹起來。把腿交叉起來的時(shí)候，他的屌忽然就完全勃起了，整個(gè)立了起來。她不知道該拿它怎么辦。但她不得不把布單重新包一遍。于是她把他的腿放下來，屌也就軟下來了。于是她就想，行吧那就重來一遍唄。然后她把腿又交叉起來，當(dāng)當(dāng)當(dāng)當(dāng)！屌又硬了。試了好幾次，后來她嚇傻了，回去找大夫了。大夫覺得這特別搞笑，因?yàn)轱@然這男的是往屌里植入了個(gè)假體。

Shantotto11
Die Hard

死得硬氣

Kvoller
Sometimes when people have died, and we turn them over to clean and dress them, they still have air in their lungs and will make grunting noises when moved. Scared the crap out of me, the first time I experienced it.

有時(shí)人死了之后，我們把他們翻過來清洗擦拭的時(shí)候，他們的肺里仍然有空氣，所以被搬動(dòng)的時(shí)候會(huì)發(fā)出咕噥的聲音。我第一次經(jīng)歷的時(shí)候嚇傻了。

LostDogBoulderUtah
My grandpa had a related experience in Vietnam. He was helping wash and prepare bodies for transport home under the direction of the coroner, who had warned them about the bodies making noises when moved. After a bit, Grandpa asked the coroner how the body he was washing could cry. The coroner repeated the lecture about air being pushed out and grandpa said that he got that part, but how did that form tears?

我爺爺在越南經(jīng)歷過相關(guān)的事情。他在驗(yàn)尸官的指揮下幫忙清洗尸體，準(zhǔn)備運(yùn)回祖國(guó)。驗(yàn)尸官警告過他們，尸體在被搬動(dòng)的時(shí)候會(huì)發(fā)出聲音。過了一會(huì)兒，我爺爺問驗(yàn)尸官為什么他洗的這具尸體會(huì)哭。驗(yàn)尸官把空氣被排出肺部的那一套又說了一遍，我爺爺說我明白了，但為啥還會(huì)有眼淚呢？

He said things got very busy after that.

他說之后大伙忙了好一陣子。

Grandpa's assigned corpse was not actually dead, just suffering a LOT of blood loss and very very cold. Dude got 5 liters of blood, some of it from my grandpa, and then he flew home to spend the rest of the war recovering.

我爺爺分到的那具尸體其實(shí)沒死，只不過是遭受了嚴(yán)重的失血，并且非常冷。那家伙接受了五升的輸血，其中一部分就是我爺爺獻(xiàn)的，然后他就飛回了家，此后直到戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)結(jié)束都一直在療傷。

Ta5hak5
Imagine fucking laying there as somebody prepares you thinking you're a damn corpse. I'd cry too

想象一下就躺在那里，看著別人把你當(dāng)成一具尸體去處理。換我我也哭。

uglygargoyle
Attended a suspected fire once where we could smell smoke but couldn't locate the fire. Eventually located it and when we entered the house there was an old woman slumped over on the floor. Tried to turn her over but couldnt. Turned out that she had been laid on one of the old bar type heaters and because the heat was not allowed to escape it had burnt a hole through the floorboards and the heater fell through the hole. However, when she was laid on it her body fats started to melt and run into the floorboards then when the heater fell through she cooled. By the time we got there she was one with the floor. Two of us to get shovels under her to roll her over. It was years before I could eat smoky bacon flavour crisps again.

前往一個(gè)可疑的火災(zāi)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)，我們能聞到煙的味道但找不到火源。最終找到了，等我們進(jìn)屋的時(shí)候，我們看到一個(gè)老太太倒在地上。試著把她反過來，但做不到，結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)她是躺在了那種老式長(zhǎng)條狀的暖氣上，因?yàn)闊崮軟]辦法散發(fā)出去，所以在地板上燒穿了一個(gè)洞，暖氣從洞里掉了出去。但當(dāng)她躺在那上面的時(shí)候，她身體里的脂肪開始融化，并流淌到地板上，等暖氣掉下去之后她也就冷卻了。我們到地方的時(shí)候，她已經(jīng)和地板融為一體了。我們得用鏟子把她撬起來。那以后過了好幾年，我才敢吃煙熏培根風(fēng)味的薯片。

antwauhny
I initiated compressions on my patient when she unexpectedly coded. About halfway through my first round, the patient pinked up, eyes opened, turned her head and groaned. I stopped, and so did she. Turned gray and unresponsive, so I started compressions again. She woke up again, and I realized that compressions were providing adequate perfusion to her brain, so she'd wake up, but her heart wasn't doing anything. I had to continue compressions and shock my patient who was awake, groaning, and alx enough to know what was happening. I've coded countless patients without a problem, but this event gave me nightmares for some time.

我的一位患者忽然心臟停搏之后，我對(duì)她進(jìn)行了按壓。在第一輪進(jìn)行了一半之后，患者面色紅潤(rùn)了起來，眼睛睜開了，腦袋轉(zhuǎn)了過來開始呻吟。于是我停了下來，但她也停了下來。面色變得灰暗，也沒有反應(yīng)，于是我再次開始按壓。她也再次醒了過來，我意識(shí)到可能是按壓在為她的大腦提供足夠的輸血，讓她蘇醒過來，但她自己的心臟其實(shí)什么都沒在做。我不得不繼續(xù)按壓，驚嚇我的這位患者，她不僅醒著，在呻吟，而且足夠清醒，知道發(fā)生了什么。我曾經(jīng)按壓過不少患者也沒出問題，但這一次讓我做了一段時(shí)間的噩夢(mèng)。

blueberry233
I've had this happen to me too, crazy stuff. I think the docs called it "compression induced conciousness". Every time we'd start compressions he'd gain responsiveness, say it hurt and say stop, but every time we paused after he became responsive, we'd lose pulses again

這種事也發(fā)生在我的身上過，太可怕了。我記得大夫管這個(gè)叫“按壓帶來的意識(shí)”。每次我們開始按壓，他就會(huì)開始對(duì)外界有反應(yīng)，說很疼，快停下來，但每次我們?cè)谒蟹磻?yīng)之后停手，脈搏就會(huì)再度消失。
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SexysNotWorking
That is insane, I can't imagine how bizarre for both of you. Did she end up making it, if you don't mind my asking?

這簡(jiǎn)直太難以置信了，我無法想象對(duì)你們兩個(gè)人來說這是多么奇妙的體驗(yàn)。如果你不介意的話，我想問問最后她活下來了嗎？

antwauhny
We achieved ROSC, so she “came back.” Her lungs were injured during the code, so she required intubation. She died 5 hours after intubation (coded with unsuccessful resuscitation).

我們達(dá)到了自主循環(huán)再現(xiàn)，所以她“活過來了”。她的肺部在心臟驟停期間受到了損傷，所以她需要插管。在插管后5小時(shí)，她去世了（心臟驟停，復(fù)蘇失?。?。

Dirty-Soul
It's amazing how tough, and yet fragile human beings truly are.

人類是多么頑強(qiáng)又多么脆弱，真的令人驚奇。

Shadegloom
I'd be appreciative of someone trying so hard for me. Even if I was in a semi coma, I'd like to think I'd remember rather last act.

如果有人會(huì)為了我的生命這么努力嘗試的話，我會(huì)非常感激的。就算我已經(jīng)處于半昏迷狀態(tài)，我也希望認(rèn)為我會(huì)記住這最后的行為。

TheGarp
You have smelt nothing until you have smelt the farts of the dead.

在聞到過死人放的屁之前，你聞到的都不算什么。

SouthWestWicked
Advanced cancer has a certain smell as well

晚期癌癥也有一股特別的味道。

remlik
I can tell the moment I walk into a home whether or not its a late stage cancer patient. There is a very distinct smell.

我走進(jìn)一個(gè)房間，里面住沒住一個(gè)癌癥晚期患者，我一聞就知道。有一股非常明顯的味道。

GoodDayTheJay
I used to be a Med Lab Tech (68K) in the Army and sometimes assist with autopsies in the hospital. We did one on an infantryman (Fort Carson, 4th ID) that was a suicide by gunshot to the right temple. The round passed under his frontal lobe and just behind his eyes, so it barely skimmed his brain. The pathologist estimated that it took several minutes for him to die just because the location merely made him bleed out and wasn't instant.

我曾經(jīng)在陸軍當(dāng)醫(yī)療實(shí)驗(yàn)室技工，有時(shí)會(huì)幫助軍醫(yī)進(jìn)行尸檢。我們給一個(gè)步兵做過尸檢（卡森堡，第四步兵師），他死于自殺，子彈打進(jìn)了右側(cè)太陽穴。彈頭從他的前額葉下方穿了過去，正好在他的雙眼后面，所以只是擦到了他大腦的邊而已。病理學(xué)家估計(jì)他可能過了幾分鐘才死掉，因?yàn)闃寕荒茏屗餮⑶也皇橇⒓此劳觥?/b>