我室友把自己的卡車撞壞了，于是他向我借車。結(jié)果他忘了關(guān)車燈，導(dǎo)致電池沒(méi)電了。當(dāng)我把車子發(fā)動(dòng)后，看到了這樣一幕...
my roommate wrecked his truck and asked to borrow mine. he left the lights on and killed the battery. when I jumped it, this is what I found.
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所以誰(shuí)更蠢？樓主的蠢貨室友？亦或是相信蠢貨室友的樓主？
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my roommate wrecked his truck and asked to borrow mine. he left the lights on and killed the battery. when I jumped it, this is what I found.
我室友把自己的卡車撞壞了，于是他向我借車。結(jié)果他忘了關(guān)車燈，導(dǎo)致電池沒(méi)電了。當(dāng)我把車子發(fā)動(dòng)后，看到了這樣一幕...
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Note to self: don’t let someone who wrecked their own vehicle borrow mine!
給我自己的一個(gè)提醒：不要把車借給那些撞壞自己車的人！
I let a friend who got a DUI borrow my bicycle so he could get to work.The first day I rode it after he returned it, I tried to turn at an intersection.. and the handle bars turned, but the front wheel did not. If I were going any faster I would have wrecked into a car for sure.
我把我的自行車借給了一個(gè)酒后駕車被逮的朋友，好讓他能騎著車去上班。他把自行車還給我的第一天，我騎著它在一個(gè)十字路口轉(zhuǎn)彎。我轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)了把手，前輪卻沒(méi)有跟著轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)。如果我當(dāng)時(shí)速度再快一些的話，我肯定會(huì)撞到一輛汽車。
Don't expect people who crash their cars will treat yours nicely.
別指望那些把自己車撞壞的人會(huì)善待你的車子。
That's the main reason I didn't start my own rental business
這就是我沒(méi)有開(kāi)始做租賃生意的主要原因。
Well, you can write a penalty policy into the contract....
好吧，你完全可以在合同中寫入一份罰款政策....
People on here have the dumbest roommates
這個(gè)板塊的人們擁有一些最愚蠢的室友。
Only half. The other half are the dumb roommates.
只有一半，另一半人就是那些蠢貨室友。
“AITA for leaving the lights on and draining the gas out of my (borrowed) car?”
“我忘了將（借來(lái)的）汽車的車燈關(guān)掉，并且還沒(méi)有重新給它加滿油，這樣的是我個(gè)混蛋嗎？”
By Op's wording I think OP also has a truck. When you leave the tank bone dry, you should definitely fill it up. Depending on the make and model that's an additional $60-$100 minimum the roommate cost them.
根據(jù)樓主的措辭來(lái)看，我認(rèn)為他也有一輛卡車。當(dāng)你把別人油箱里的油全用光時(shí)，你絕對(duì)應(yīng)該把油加滿，尤其是在當(dāng)前這種油價(jià)飆升的情況下。根據(jù)車輛品牌和型號(hào)的不同，樓主的室友至少花了他60~100美元。
Yeah lol. “You wrecked your truck? Well sure you can drive mine ! ”
是啊，哈哈，“你把自己的卡車給撞壞了？沒(méi)問(wèn)題！你可以開(kāi)我的！”
So who's dumber, the dumb roommate or the one who trusts the dumb roommate?
所以誰(shuí)更蠢？樓主的蠢貨室友？亦或是相信蠢貨室友的樓主？
No one's making threads about good roommates
因?yàn)闆](méi)有人會(huì)發(fā)帖贊美自己的好室友。
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People on here are the dumb roommates.
這個(gè)板塊里的人們就是那些蠢貨室友。
People on here also make really dumb decisions. Why would you let somebody who just wrecked their vehicle borrow yours? And vehicles are expensive, and anything that happens when somebody else is driving it becomes your problem. OP is super stupid.
這個(gè)板塊的人們也會(huì)作出一些非常愚蠢的決定。你為什么要把車借給一個(gè)將自己車撞壞的人？汽車可是很貴的，別人開(kāi)車時(shí)所發(fā)生的任何意外都會(huì)成為你的問(wèn)題。樓主實(shí)在太愚蠢了。
Who is dumber the person who wrecked the car or the roommate who let him borrow a car his own car after learning he wrecked the car?
誰(shuí)是更蠢的那個(gè)？把自己車撞壞的室友？亦或是明知道他把車撞壞了卻依舊要借車給他的樓主？
The redditors that think having a car accident means a person can no longer be trusted are high on the list too
那些認(rèn)為遭遇一場(chǎng)交通事故就等同于這個(gè)人無(wú)法再被信任的紅迪用戶也在蠢貨榜上身居前列。
I had none, and with good reason.
我沒(méi)有室友，我有很充足的理由。
Is it because you were the dumb roommate?
是因?yàn)槟憔褪且粋€(gè)蠢貨室友嗎？
Is the check engine light old, or did it just turn on after your roommate drove it?
引擎故障燈之前就一直亮著的嗎？還是說(shuō)你室友開(kāi)過(guò)之后才亮的？
Not surprising it’s on with that many miles, honestly.
老實(shí)說(shuō)，這車已經(jīng)開(kāi)了那么多英里了，亮個(gè)引擎故障燈并不奇怪。
Good point. I drive old cars with that light chronically on, so I wasn't sure if it was significant or not, probably not.
有道理，我開(kāi)的那些老爺車的引擎故障燈也一直亮著，所以我不確定這玩意兒是否重要，可能沒(méi)逝吧...
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Eventually the bulb burns out and then it’s fine.
故障燈的燈泡終究會(huì)壽終正寢的，到時(shí)就沒(méi)事了。
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Put some black electrical tape over the light. Problem solved.
用黑色的電工膠把燈遮住，問(wèn)題就解決了。
Anytime I borrow somebody's car it comes back full. That's like rule number one my friend
每次我借別人車時(shí)，總會(huì)在歸還之前給車加滿油，這是最重要的規(guī)則啊，朋友。
Or at minimum fill it back to what it was before you used it.
或者至少加回到你剛借過(guò)來(lái)時(shí)的油量。
If you're using the car for free, fill it up.Rentals are like $150/day.
如果你免費(fèi)用他人的汽車，就把油箱加滿吧。一輛車的租金是每天150美元。
Not everyone can afford spending 50 dollars to fill up gas. However, if you're borrowing something, make sure that you at least refill the amount that you've used
不是每個(gè)人都有錢花50美元把油加滿的。然而當(dāng)你借用他人的汽車時(shí)，至少應(yīng)該將自己消耗的油量補(bǔ)齊。
Anyone can afford to pay for $50 of gas or they shouldn't be driving. I understand that financial situations happen and that friends can help in those times. But I've helped too many so-called "friends" who just want to freeload. Anyone who isn't actively trying to make up for the time, money, and attention you've spent on them doesn't deserve your help. It is only when they have exhausted all goodwill in their relationships that they are forced to accept that they are the problem.All in all, you can try your best to help your friends and family, but if they don't show genuine appreciation and try to make good on the goodwill you show them, they aren't worth your time.
任何人都能負(fù)擔(dān)得起50美元的汽油，否則他們就不該開(kāi)車。我明白經(jīng)濟(jì)困難的情況時(shí)有發(fā)生，在這種情況下，朋友可以幫上忙。但是我曾經(jīng)幫助過(guò)太多只想要吃白食的所謂“朋友”。任何不積極努力去彌補(bǔ)你在他們身上所花費(fèi)的時(shí)間，金錢和注意力的家伙都不值得你去幫助。只有當(dāng)他們耗盡了自身人際關(guān)系中所有的善意時(shí)，他們才會(huì)被迫接受自己就是問(wèn)題所在的這一事實(shí)?？偠灾?，你可以竭盡所能地幫助自己的朋友和家人，但如果他們沒(méi)有表現(xiàn)出誠(chéng)摯的感激之情，亦或是試圖利用你對(duì)他們的善意，那他們就不值得你花時(shí)間去幫助。
Where the hell are you paying $150/day for a rental? I just booked one for a whole week for $204 after all fees.
你在哪租的車要每天150美元啊？我剛剛預(yù)定了一整個(gè)星期，所有費(fèi)用加起來(lái)一共204美元。
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If i have to borrow a friends car, it comes back full and cleaned.
如果我向朋友借車的話，還車時(shí)它絕對(duì)會(huì)是滿油且洗過(guò)的。
Brace yourself bro - Parking fines and speeding tickets take a couple weeks to process.
做好心理準(zhǔn)備，兄嘚，停車罰單以及超速罰單需要幾周時(shí)間才會(huì)到你那。
also tolls
還有過(guò)路費(fèi)
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Speeding tickets go to the driver. Parking fines will go to the car's owner, though
超速罰單是直接交給司機(jī)的。不過(guò)，停車罰款的賬單確實(shí)會(huì)被寄往車主那里。
Camera fines mate, they all go to the registered owner.
攝像頭記錄的違規(guī)，兄嘚，賬單會(huì)寄到車主那的。
Yup. He’s an idiot. What’s your excuse for lending him your car?
是啊，他是個(gè)白癡。不過(guò)你又如何解釋自己將車借給他的行為？
I never lend my truck out. I will happily drive a friend anywhere though.
我不會(huì)將自己的卡車借給任何人，但是我很樂(lè)意開(kāi)車送朋友去任何地方。
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Get better friends
找些更好的朋友吧。
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“Roommate”
“室友”
Omg they were roommates
我的天啊，他們是室友。
Can I borrow your wife?
我能借用一下你的妻子嗎？
Least she won't be empty when you're done with her.
至少你用完他老婆以后，她不會(huì)空著肚子回來(lái)。
Only if yours is wrecked.
除非你的老婆也壞了。
I think he’s complaining about the fuel level. The truck has 253000+ miles on it. Of course the check engine light is on
我認(rèn)為樓主抱怨的是油量問(wèn)題。這輛卡車已經(jīng)行駛了253000英里以上了。引擎故障燈亮著是理所當(dāng)然的。
I was going to say if you have a 250k+ mile car without a check engine light, I’ll be surprised
我也正準(zhǔn)備說(shuō)呢，如果一輛開(kāi)了25英里以上的車沒(méi)亮引擎故障燈，我會(huì)感到驚訝的。
This just goes to show how disrespectful your roommate is towards you. He is not to be trusted.
這恰恰證明你的室友有多么不尊重你，你不應(yīng)該相信他。
He wrecked his truck so you thought you’d lend him yours….. not real smart.
他把自己的卡車撞壞了，所以你決定把自己的車子借給他...不是很聰明啊。
If someone crashes their vehicle and it’s their fault, don’t think about driving mine. Dude can get a rental car.
如果有人把他們自己的車撞壞了，那這就是他們自己的錯(cuò)，他們可別想開(kāi)我的車。那家伙可以去租一輛車。
How fucking rude! Some people just suck
太tm無(wú)理了！有些人就是很爛。
My Grandfather always used to say, “never lend your money, your wife, or your tools”. Car is considered tools in my book.
我祖父過(guò)去常對(duì)我說(shuō)：永遠(yuǎn)不要將你的錢，你的妻子或者你的工具借給別人。在我看來(lái)，汽車就是一種工具。
Your Grandfather is a smart man.
你的祖父是一個(gè)聰明人。
Ah, well, it's easy to forget to turn off the lights and fill the tank when you're drunk
好吧，當(dāng)你醉酒駕車時(shí)，確實(shí)會(huì)很容易忘記關(guān)好車燈并給車加滿油。
I don’t think it was dumb to let him borrow your truck, I would have done the same for any of my roommates… people make mistakes. BUT I’d be pissed if they treat my car like this, I would never let them borrow it or probably anything again.
我不認(rèn)為樓主把車借給他的行為是愚蠢的，我也會(huì)為我的任何一個(gè)室友做同樣的事情... 是人都會(huì)犯錯(cuò)。但是如果他們這么對(duì)待我的車，我會(huì)感到生氣并再也不會(huì)借他們我的車或者任何其他東西。
Low fuel sucks, but tf did he do to the engine??
低燃料確實(shí)很糟糕，但他tm對(duì)引擎做了啥??？
Its time to look for a new roommate, this one is a 100% asshole.
是時(shí)候去找一個(gè)新室友了，這一個(gè)絕對(duì)是個(gè)混蛋。
My wife and I have a policy where we only will allow our parents to drive our vehicles. And that's because we know if they damaged the vehicles they would fix them. My wife learned this lesson back in high school. She had a beater car and her friend drove it and totaled it. Her friend's dad got her another beater, but it wasn't as nice as her other one.
我和我的妻子制定了一項(xiàng)規(guī)定，那就是只允許父母開(kāi)我們的車。因?yàn)槲覀冎廊绻麄儗④嚀p壞的話，他們會(huì)自己把車子修好。我妻子在高中時(shí)期吸取過(guò)這方面的教訓(xùn)。她有一輛舊車，她朋友把那輛車給撞毀了。之后朋友老爹給她買了另一輛，但不如她之前那輛好。
If they don’t respect their vehicle they’re sure as hell not gonna respect yours.
如果他們連自己的車都不珍惜的話，那肯定也不會(huì)去珍惜你的車。
2001 Ford f150
這是2001款的福特F150
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That happened every time we lent out our truck! We try not to let anybody use it now!
每次我們將卡車借給別人時(shí)都會(huì)發(fā)生這種事情！我們現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)盡量不讓任何其他人駕駛它了！
You do have 200k+ on it
不過(guò)你這車確實(shí)已經(jīng)開(kāi)了20萬(wàn)英里以上了...
Check the gas
看油量啊
Next time... well , there shouldn't be a next time . Cut ties with him
下一次...好吧，就不該有下一次了，和他斷絕往來(lái)吧。
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Just how did he wreck his vehicle?
所以他究竟是如何撞壞自己車子的？
Rear-ended an 18 wheeler
他追尾了一輛大型卡車
Former roommate right?
現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)是前室友了，對(duì)吧？
My dad always called the gas light the “idiot light” because of you let gas get that low you’re an idiot.
我爸總會(huì)將“燃油不足燈”說(shuō)成是“白癡燈”，因?yàn)槿绻阕屢惠v車的油量低到了那個(gè)地步，那你就是一個(gè)白癡。
He didn't ask you to give him your truck on gunpoint did he?. You could've just said no.
他應(yīng)該沒(méi)有拿槍威脅你將卡車借給他吧？你可以直接說(shuō)不的。
Easy... drink his beer and bang his girlfriend... all even now
簡(jiǎn)單，你可以喝他的啤酒，艸他的女友，這樣你們就扯平了。
Next time, tell him to go fuck himself.
下一次，讓他滾一邊玩去。
I don’t drive anything special, but i’m not into lending my vehicles. Even with full coverage lol. You’re a very nice person OP, but some people can just be shitty with your stuff. And leaving you almost on empty should be a crime. At least throw $10 in that thing!
我開(kāi)的車并不特別，但我還是不愿意將它借給任何人。即便我買了全保，哈哈。樓主是個(gè)好人，但是有些人就是不會(huì)善待你的東西，將一輛空著油箱的車子還回來(lái)是一種犯罪。至少給那玩意兒加個(gè)10塊錢油?。?/b>
Letting anybody borrow your car just plain stupid. You shouldn’t even let your friends, lovers, or even family drive your car for any reason. Maybe it’s just an American thing, but if you let someone drive a car registered in your name, you could lose your house and your car because of the mistakes they make, or even get thrown in prison for being an accomplice to anything they do
把車子借給別人的行為實(shí)在太蠢了。你甚至不應(yīng)該將車子借給你的朋友，愛(ài)人，甚至是家人，無(wú)論出于何種原因。也許只有在美國(guó)才這樣，但是如果你讓別人開(kāi)注冊(cè)在你名下的車子，你可能會(huì)因?yàn)樗麄兯傅腻e(cuò)誤失去自己的房子和車子，甚至還會(huì)因?yàn)槌蔀樗麄兊耐\而被關(guān)進(jìn)監(jiān)獄。
Lend your wife before you lend your car. Hint: never lend your wife.
先外借老婆，再外借車子。提示：永遠(yuǎn)不要外借自己老婆。
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It's a really painful lesson to learn, but many of us have been there. Loaning a person your vehicle is equivalent to loaning them thousands of dollars, even if it's just for an afternoon.
這是一個(gè)非常慘痛的教訓(xùn)，但是我們很多人都經(jīng)歷過(guò)了。把車子借給其他人基本上就等同于將幾千美元借給別人，雖然只是一個(gè)下午的時(shí)間。
Some people are way too trusting of others.
有些人還是太相信別人了。
Word of advice: any person who doesn’t care about their own belongings certainly won’t care about yours
一個(gè)忠告：那些不珍惜自己財(cái)物的人，自然也不會(huì)去珍惜你的。