最簡(jiǎn)單、最快就能讓自己變得更有吸引力的事情是什么?
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What’s the easiest, fastest thing you can do to be more attractive?
最簡(jiǎn)單、最快就能讓自己變得更有吸引力的事情是什么?
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站直了。
Yep. A man always looks more confident when he’s erect.
沒(méi)錯(cuò),男人傲然挺立的時(shí)候永遠(yuǎn)看起來(lái)更自信。(笑點(diǎn)解析:erect既有直立也有勃起的意思)
Took this advice years ago, now everyone thinks I'm former military....
幾年前記下了這句話,現(xiàn)在所有人都覺(jué)得我當(dāng)過(guò)兵……
Same and same, it’s both bizarre and aggravating.
一模一樣,既讓我驚奇又讓我惱怒。
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Relax your shoulders.
肩膀放松。
向上看,看頭頂正上方。這可以讓你的后背挺直。
然后只把腦袋低下來(lái)。祝賀!現(xiàn)在你就擁有完美的姿態(tài)了。
這套動(dòng)作的好處在于,你在任何時(shí)間任何地點(diǎn)都能做。坐著,走著,站著,都沒(méi)問(wèn)題。兩分鐘改善你的姿態(tài)。
So many men think they have a pot belly and a skinny fat chest, bro, you have posterior pelvic tilt.
很多男人覺(jué)得他們又有啤酒肚,胸前又沒(méi)有肉,兄弟,你只是骨盆后傾而已。
把你的肩膀往后拽,激活你的核心,然后把雙腿分開(kāi)至肩寬,這樣站好。練習(xí)你的站姿。
順便一提,就算你彎腰駝背,也不代表你的身體有什么問(wèn)題,這根本就沒(méi)什么不好的。但是如果你發(fā)現(xiàn)自己總是在意這回事,總是覺(jué)得不好受的話,那就試試這一招。
It weakens your core muscles, you're not engaging them when slouching
彎腰駝背會(huì)讓你的核心肌肉變?nèi)?,因?yàn)槟銖澭劚车臅r(shí)候是沒(méi)有用到這一片肌肉的。
取決于你在不在乎,但總地來(lái)說(shuō),你的肌肉越是強(qiáng)壯,你的日常生活就越輕松,你也就越不至于渾身酸痛。
People have big bellies have tension and spinal pain because their weight distribution is offset forward. You can straighten your back even if your fat but that does not solve the spinal stress. Its probably much harder for a fat person to have correct posture
那些肚子大的人總是肌肉緊張或者脊椎痛,就是因?yàn)樗麄兊闹匦姆植继蚯皟A了。就算你是個(gè)胖子,你也可以把后背挺直,但這并不能解決脊柱的壓力。胖人想要擁有正確的儀態(tài)反而更難。
Pretend your nipples are space lasers and hold them up like you’re shooting coffee cups off of people’s heads.
假裝你的兩個(gè)奶頭是太空激光發(fā)射器,驕傲地把它們挺起來(lái),就像你要用它們打掉別人手里的咖啡杯。
Help, how do I stop saying "pew! pew!" out loud!?
救一下,怎么能讓我不至于大聲喊“biubiubiu”?
if you’re having trouble maintaining good posture working out will seriously help, just started going to the gym like a month or two ago and my posture is much better already, i think back exercises like mid back rows help with posture , cuz u strengthen your back muscles and it makes it easier to hold your weight upright
如果你覺(jué)得很難保持良好的姿態(tài),那么鍛煉身體能給你帶來(lái)很大的幫助,你只需要去健身房一兩個(gè)月,至少我的體態(tài)已經(jīng)改善了很多。我認(rèn)為背部練習(xí),例如劃船機(jī)這種,可以改善你的儀態(tài),因?yàn)槟隳茏尯蟊车募∪飧Y(jié)實(shí),這樣扛住你的體重也就更輕松了。
Wear nice fitting clothes.
穿合身的好衣服。
This is extra important for overweight people. It's also a lot harder to do, unfortunately. As a lifelong overweight guy, trust me, once you start dressing appropriately for your body type, you're going to instantly be more attractive, and it has a positive feedback loop effect, because you'll just know that you look better, which makes you feel better, which makes you more confident, which makes you even more attractive. I don't do it often, but when I put the right fit on, I can tell just by how people act around me that I have more presence in the room.
這一點(diǎn)對(duì)于超重的人來(lái)說(shuō)尤為重要。但是不幸的是這一點(diǎn)也要難得多。作為胖了一輩子的人,相信我,只要你開(kāi)始針對(duì)你的體型進(jìn)行合適的著裝,你立刻就會(huì)開(kāi)始變得更有吸引力,并且這是有正向的循環(huán)反饋效應(yīng)的,因?yàn)槟銜?huì)知道自己變得更好看了,這樣你會(huì)感覺(jué)更開(kāi)心,就會(huì)更自信,從而你就會(huì)變得更加有吸引力。我不經(jīng)常這么做,但只要我穿上合身的那套衣服,那么我就能從周?chē)说男袨橹锌闯鰜?lái)我在屋子里的存在感更強(qiáng)了。
For me, the secret was suspenders. It took some getting used to, but I'm so much more comfortable and I don't look like a barbel anymore.
對(duì)于我來(lái)說(shuō),秘籍是背帶。我花了一段時(shí)間適應(yīng),但現(xiàn)在我覺(jué)得舒服太多了,我看起來(lái)也不至于像條魚(yú)了。
Buy a cheap shirt and spend the $20 to tailor it will always look better than cookie cutter loose clothes . Doesn’t matter if you are skinny or fat either
買(mǎi)一件便宜襯衫,然后花20美元找裁縫裁一下,看起來(lái)就一定比千篇一律的寬松衣服更好。不管你是胖還是瘦,都一個(gè)道理。
Hair cut
發(fā)型
It's this.
太對(duì)了。
我在顏值打分貼里見(jiàn)過(guò)很多照片,99%的情況下正確答案就是去換個(gè)好發(fā)型(對(duì)于男的來(lái)說(shuō)包括胡須)。
太多人不知道哪種發(fā)型能讓自己更好看了,其實(shí)區(qū)別特別大。
去找個(gè)造型師,讓他給你點(diǎn)建議吧。
Fastest of course - clean yourself. Literally scrub yourself up. This is minutes away.
最快的一種當(dāng)然就是把自己弄干凈。真的,擦干凈就行。用不了幾分鐘。
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第二,買(mǎi)幾件好的、合身的衣裳,也用不了幾個(gè)小時(shí)。
不論你塊頭是大還是小——正好合身、協(xié)調(diào)的衣服就是會(huì)讓你看起來(lái)更好看。把你打扮成你希望成為的樣子——聽(tīng)好了——這真的只需要一點(diǎn)時(shí)間。
Im lacking in my clothing choices right now. Jeans t shirts and hoodies is all i know. What else is there to buy? A suit? I work manual labor ill be laughed at
我現(xiàn)在很不知道該選什么衣服穿。我只知道牛仔褲,T恤和連帽衫。還有什么能買(mǎi)的?西裝?我是干體力工作的,會(huì)被笑話的。
Plain clothing without text or images. Buy some sweaters and chino pants. The clothing actually has to fit you well, do not buy oversized.
純色的,沒(méi)有印文字或者圖片的衣服。買(mǎi)點(diǎn)毛衣和斜紋布褲子。衣服得剛好跟你合身才行,別買(mǎi)大碼的。
Turn off the lights!
把燈關(guān)了就行!
Get fork lift certified
考一張叉車(chē)駕駛證
What's the similarity between a forklift and a woman?
叉車(chē)和女人之間有什么共同點(diǎn)?
沒(méi)有這兩者,男人只能用手解決。
Speak from your chest, not your nose (particularly if you are from the Midwest, where that's how we're taught to speak). Speak so that, in your head, it almost sounds like you're going a little too slow. And don't waffle. No "uh, er, um, uh..." This, alone, will improve your game like, 80%.
說(shuō)話用胸腔發(fā)聲,不要用鼻子(尤其如果你來(lái)自中西部的話,畢竟我們從小就那么說(shuō)話)。用你自己覺(jué)得簡(jiǎn)直有點(diǎn)太慢的速度去講話。而且別絮絮叨叨的。別說(shuō)“呃啊這個(gè)那個(gè)”的。僅僅這一點(diǎn)就可以改善差不多80%。
First thing I was taught in public speaking in college was that instead of saying "uh" or "um" to fill space when thinking, just stay silent. Makes a huge difference in the way you sound.
我在大學(xué)接受公共演說(shuō)教育的時(shí)候,學(xué)到的第一件事就是,在思考要說(shuō)什么的時(shí)候,不要用“呃”或者“嗯”填進(jìn)縫隙,直接閉嘴。這會(huì)顯著地改變你話語(yǔ)的聽(tīng)感。
I never really had a dedicated "public speaking" class in college. But you do enough of it and you start to learn and adapt and improve. This is a great tip though. One of the biggest things people don't do well in general with public speaking, is giving room for statements to breathe. Blank joining filler words don't give the statement or the speaker time to breathe.
我上大學(xué)的時(shí)候從來(lái)沒(méi)專門(mén)學(xué)過(guò)“公共演講”。但只要你講的夠多,你就會(huì)開(kāi)始學(xué)習(xí),適應(yīng),改善。當(dāng)然這是一條好的建議??偟貋?lái)說(shuō)人們?cè)谘葜v的時(shí)候,總是做不好的那件最重要的事,就是給你的觀點(diǎn)一些呼吸的空間。在詞匯之間加上沒(méi)有意義的連接,不論是你自己還是你的論點(diǎn)都沒(méi)有呼吸的時(shí)間。
Worries me that I have no idea what this means
這讓我很擔(dān)心,因?yàn)槲腋静恢肋@是什么意思。
Speak with confidence.
只要說(shuō)話自信就好了。
Drink water. Hydrated skin looks so much healthier
喝水。水分充足的皮膚看起來(lái)要健康得多。
Plus could help with weight loss too. And obviously healthier for the body nonetheless.
而且也能幫你減肥。并且很顯然的是對(duì)身體也好。
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This is just good advice in general! Drink water! Kidney stones are very painful and once the pain starts, you can be the burliest, toughest motherfucker on the planet, you'll still be weeping on the floor from the pain.
總地來(lái)說(shuō)這就是個(gè)好建議!喝水!腎結(jié)石可是非常痛苦的,并且一旦開(kāi)始疼,就算你是這顆星球上最結(jié)實(shí)最尿性的猛男,你也得躺在地上疼得抹眼淚。
Take your hygiene seriously.
認(rèn)真對(duì)待你的個(gè)人衛(wèi)生。
——一天刷兩次牙
——每天都洗個(gè)澡
——梳頭(如果你是男性,就找到你喜歡的胡須量,然后定期保養(yǎng)得干凈一些)
——洗臉,做保濕,如果臉上有胡子就用胡須油或者軟膏
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對(duì)你的風(fēng)格或者搭配敏感一點(diǎn)
——學(xué)會(huì)怎么把襯衫,褲子和鞋搭配好。
穿跟你的身體相搭配的衣服。
別當(dāng)混蛋。
學(xué)會(huì)傾聽(tīng),不要打斷。
主動(dòng)詢問(wèn)別人的愛(ài)好,真正地投入進(jìn)去,然后問(wèn)更多細(xì)節(jié)性的問(wèn)題,讓你看起來(lái)確實(shí)是對(duì)某人感興趣。
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善良。
總地來(lái)說(shuō)只要你能照顧好自己,然后不跟別人撕逼,你就是前5%了。
再給自己加上一點(diǎn)健康的習(xí)慣,好好照顧你的身體,異性就會(huì)開(kāi)始追求你的注意了。
Close your mouth
把嘴閉上
Order of difficulty:
按照從易到難:
禮節(jié),語(yǔ)言和詞匯。讓對(duì)方知道你至少足夠尊重他們,愿意用正確的方式和他們對(duì)話。
個(gè)人衛(wèi)生,以及簡(jiǎn)樸但合身的衣服。讓別人知道你至少是在意自己看起來(lái)、聞起來(lái)怎樣的。
鍛煉身體。因?yàn)闆](méi)人會(huì)說(shuō)“我打賭這個(gè)經(jīng)常去健身房,體態(tài)健康的人其實(shí)又懶又不自律?!?/b>
在乎他人。真正地在乎他人。只要你做得到,就全心全意的去傾聽(tīng)他人,幫助他人。這可能是另一個(gè)孤獨(dú)的人在伴侶身上最想要的特質(zhì)。這是第四條,并且和其他三條相比也是最難的,難了不止一點(diǎn)半點(diǎn)。雖然沒(méi)什么挑戰(zhàn)的時(shí)候說(shuō)這句話很容易,但我是見(jiàn)過(guò)男人坐在他們住院的妻子床邊,整晚整晚地熬夜,照顧妻子的一切需求,清理她們的屎尿和血污的。
Confidence.
自信。
人們總是會(huì)喜歡那些自信的人。
Communicate cleary and efficiently.
清楚、有效地交流。
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Surround yourself and hang out with ugly people
跟丑哥們做朋友出去玩。
Another take, I had a gay coworker who always brought chocolate to the workplace to dish out. He was super fit and ripped. I asked him why he always did it and he said "If you can't get any fitter, then just fatten up your surroundings".
換個(gè)角度,我有個(gè)同事是男同,他總是會(huì)帶著巧克力到辦公室給大家分著吃。他自己身材特別健美,很有線條。我問(wèn)他為什么他總發(fā)吃的,他說(shuō)“如果你實(shí)在沒(méi)法把自己的身材變得更好了,那就把你周?chē)娜硕嘉古帧!?/b>
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Sleep 8 hours a night. It's called beauty sleep for a reason.
每天晚上睡8小時(shí)。這種東西被稱為美容覺(jué)不是沒(méi)有原因的。
Good hygiene and clothes won't mask your ugliness on the inside.
良好的衛(wèi)生習(xí)慣和衣品掩蓋不住你內(nèi)心的丑陋。
改變你的態(tài)度,你會(huì)驚訝的。
Start doing push ups and crunches, like literally right now get down and start… no seriously.. like now
開(kāi)始做俯臥撐和蹲起,就是現(xiàn)在,趕緊趴下開(kāi)始做。我說(shuō)真的,馬上。
But I’m on the shitter.
但我拉屎呢
NOW
馬 上
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Bathe.
洗澡。
說(shuō)真的,就沖個(gè)澡,把你的頭發(fā),腋下和股溝用香皂好好擦干凈;甚至都不用帶香味。
確實(shí)有女人想要自己的男人聞起來(lái)有汗味兒,(我知道,我大概算是其中之一),但絕對(duì)不是好幾個(gè)星期不洗澡或者不泡澡的那種味,我們喜歡的那種汗味是“我今天剛收了一整天的玉米回來(lái)”,或者“我剛跟12個(gè)哥們兒一起把整個(gè)谷倉(cāng)給堆滿了”那種。新鮮的汗味,好;發(fā)酵的汗味,不好。
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洗個(gè)澡就行,不論你噴不噴香水,那點(diǎn)汗都是會(huì)慢慢留下來(lái)的,只要每天早上洗個(gè)澡,你就會(huì)得到更多的興趣。
(這一條對(duì)女士和對(duì)男士一樣重要,男人們通常都喜歡那種聞起來(lái)給人感覺(jué)很在乎自己的個(gè)人衛(wèi)生,但是也會(huì)努力鍛煉的女孩。)
Lose weight. It’s not hard as such if you know what you’re doing. Just takes some will power. Can look totally different in 2 or 3 months
減肥。只要你知道你自己在干什么,其實(shí)就沒(méi)那么難。只需要花費(fèi)一點(diǎn)意志力。兩三個(gè)月之后,你就會(huì)看起來(lái)完全不同。
I lost 40 pounds in a very quick pace and it was staggering how different people were around me. It definitely helped that I was probably carrying myself with more confidence but it was just so noticeable how approachable I felt to people.
我用非??斓乃俣葴p掉了40磅的體重,我周?chē)娜藢?duì)我的態(tài)度都完全不一樣了。減肥本身當(dāng)然有幫助,畢竟我或許變得更自信了,但是我感覺(jué)周?chē)娜穗x我也變得更近了,這是最明顯的。